Oh, how those who have long dreamed of joining the ranks of a new konzentrationslagerwachen now strut and rub their hands with glee as they pull on their shiny knee-high boots and assume their new duties, ordering those of us in the massive new American unterschicht to remain in our toilet-paper-free cottages and hovels on pain of imprisonment, barring us from traveling about the country without proper authorization, barring us even from removing our blue or white abzeichen der unterklasse masks!
- * Colorado man handcuffed in front of his 6-year-old daughter for violating “social distancing order” in the park: